A Conversation With Someone Smarter Than Me
Posted by Sherry , Monday, April 26, 2010 Monday, April 26, 2010
A conversation with my husband:
Me: Ruby has really become attached to her stuffed animals lately
H: Yeah. I love how she gets anthropomorphic with them.
Me: Ana-what? What the hell does that mean?
H: It means, treating them like they are human or with human-like qualities.
Me: Uh-huh.
H: What? It was the first word that came to my head.
Me: Dork. THAT was the first word that came to MY head.
In other news: I got stuck today for the first time. It was very unpleasant. Does that mean I have been 'initiated'? When do you all come over and start circling all my fat bits with a black magic marker? For the record, I would probably walk away from that initiation process looking African-American.
But back to this 'stuck' business. Why was I able to eat 6 ounces of medium well flank steak last night but got stuck on a piece of well toasted 'bagel thin' today? Also, why can I eat like the apocolypse is coming most days but according to the barium swallow I did at my doctor's office, have 'perfect restriction'? As usual, I'm confused.
p.s. I have no fluid in my band yet.
Sherry - because our bands are fickle little bitches sometimes. I can eat a solid portion of protein at night but struggle to get my chocolate milk down some mornings. Plus bagels = white flour = the death of a lot of us. I can eat bread and butter at a restaurant at dinner, but not much before then.